当蜡笔小新遇上小叮当;When Crayon Shinchan meet Doremon.

当蜡笔小新遇上小叮当。

When Crayon Shinchan meet Doraemon.

以下的对白纯属创作，如有任何雷同，纯属巧合。

The dialogue below just somethings I write, if same with your life, just exactly happened same.

黄色：蜡笔小新

Yellow colour: Crayon Shinchan

蓝色：小叮当

Blue colour：Doraemon

下午，小新家。

Afternoon, Shinchan’ s house.

“阁…阁…阁…”（有人在敲小新家的门）

“kok…kok…kok”(someone is knocking Shinchan house’ door)

小新开门。

Shinchan open the door.

“嘿！美芽，你回来啦！”

“Hei! Meiya, You are back! ”

“我不是美芽，你是谁？美芽是谁？”

“I’m not Meiya, who are you? Meiya is who?”

（小新以色迷迷的眼神打量着小叮当）

(Shinchan is using a sexual tempted staring at Doremon. ) 

“嘿！美女，我是帅哥。”

“Hei! Pretty girl, I’m handsome boy.”

“我不是美女，你也不是帅哥。”

“I’m not pretty girl and you are not handsome boy.”

（小新听了有些不高兴）

(Shinchan is not happy when he heard about this .)

“那你说，你是谁和我又是谁。”

“OK,then who you are and who I am.”

“我就是天下无敌的机器猫：小叮当！你是谁我就不知道了。”

“I’m a very powerful machine cat: Doraemon! Then I don’t know who are you.”

“我是谁你不知道？”

“You don’t know who am I?”

“我为什么要知道？嘿，我站在外面很久了，太阳很晒，我口又很渴，我先进去坐坐，　　　　　　你进来的时候顺便倒杯水给我。”

“Why I need to know? Hei, I’m standing outside long time ago, the sun very hot, and I’m thirsty, I go inside first and when you come in, pour a cup of drinking water for me . “ 

“喂，我的话还没有说完，你这么急就要走了啊？？”

“Wei, I heven’t finish my words, why you are so hurry to go off??”

（小叮当在参观小新的家）

(Doraemon is exploring Shinchan’s house)

“．．．”（小叮当没说任何话）

“…”(Doraemon say nothing)

“你竟然连我都不知道你就想走，你别想得美，你今天没说出我的名字你就别想走！”

“It’s amazing you don’t know who I am, if you din’t say my name today, you never think you can go out of my house. ”

“你烦不烦啊？我的水呢？叫你倒杯水也这么难，还不快去？”

“Where is my water? Is it very difficult for you to pour a cup of drinking water for me? hurry, go now.”

（小新不耐烦的走到厨房去倒水，当他出来时…）

(Shinchan go to kitchen and pour a cup of drinking water. When he came out…)

“啊~啊~啊~啊~啊~”

“Ar~ A~ A~ A~ A~”

待续…

To be continue…